Divine intervention however, brought, someone, living

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Well, I got inspired after a bit of alcohol (don't try this at home kids) and then a muse got into my head as well. The result is this pretty weird fanfic, where Sasuke has been brought back, Sakura is in love with someone completly diffrent, Naruto is living with Hinata, and all of it is thanks to the powers of a goddess.

Naruto, however, hasn't realised this, nor the price that follows the invoking of such a power....Chapter one: Standing on a bridge in Konoha, a young man is looking bored. His face would make you think of a teenager, but he’s actually somewhere in his late twenties.
Suddenly, another man is standing next to him. Neither act as if something unusual has happened, as they turn towards each other and start talking.
“Sasuke, what the hell happened yesterday. I know Sakura gets on your nerves, but that doesn’t excuse you sneaking away from your own birthday party.”
“Shut up, fox-face, I got bored.”
The newly arrived man, blond hair swaying in the wind, cocks a knowing grin and replies.
“Hah, if I didn’t know that girl from Suna got here yesterday, I might fall for that. Now stop pretending or I swear I’ll tell Tsunade about your new interests.”
The raven haired, dark-eyed man starts scowling, directing a fierce stare at his counterpart.
“Naruto, I know I owe you a lot, but if you say ANYTHING about that there will be no forgiveness. Understand?”
“Yeah, I do.” The blonde man replies, shooting of a full-fledged grin. “you’ve got it bad.”
“What the- no I don’t!” The man with a red-and-white clan mark replies, cheeks flushing red.
“Yes you do, you never bothered denying it with Temari or Ten-Ten.” Naruto shoots back.
“Come on Sasuke, I’d never do anything to hurt you, you know that. Can’t an old pal have some fun?”
Deflating a bit, the man known as Sasuke replies:
“I guess, but damn it, Naruto, you really walk a fine line sometimes.”
At this, the blonde seems a bit embarrassed.
“Guess your right, I still can’t handle people all that well, can I?”
“Not yet, dofus, and unless you get better, you’ll never be Hokage in this village.” Sasuke drops his gaze. “Besides, you haven’t even congratulated me on being twenty-five yet.”
“Stupid, I did that when everyone else did, remember.”
“Maybe, but not like this. And you did promise.”
At that, Naruto suddenly grow very still. Then:
“I did, didn’t I?” He says, voice almost a whisper. ”Sorry Sasuke, didn’t think it mattered anymore. I mean, you’re accepted again, everyone likes you. Me, I still have that bastard demon inside me. I doubt anyone will forget that.”
“I know. That’s why I wish Hinata’s father would just up and die soon. Once her sister becomes head of the clan, no-one will stop you from getting married.”
“And you need that, you poor bastard.” Sasuke thought.
“Don’t say that, Hinata would be crushed if her father died.”
“Yeah, right.” Sasuke’s mind supplied before he could stop it.
“Well, anyway, why did Kakashi ask us to meet here?”
“Dunno.” Naruto answered, shrugging his shoulders in his usual, carefree manner.
A cloud appeared a few feet away from the boys. As it started to thin out, a pink-haired girl became visible.
“Asshole!” She yelled, aiming a fist at Naruto.
“Nice to see you too, Sakura. How’s everything?” Naruto replied while dodging the enraged, pink-haired girl’s attack.
“You complete and utter bastard, I told you to keep Sasuke at the balcony until I could talk to him!” Sakura yelled.
Sasuke coughed.
“Oh, piss of Sasuke, I’m not fourteen anymore.” Sakura snarled, then suddenly started to blush.
“Umm, Naruto, can you please leave us alone.”
“Sure, Sakura-chan.” Naruto answered, walking away from both his teammates and the village. As Sakura started talking, a muted buzzing in the background, Naruto reflected that Hinata most likely wasn’t going to give up on the colour of the kitchen walls. The timid, prone-to-faint young girl had matured into a fierce shinobi, which unfortunately included the ability to argue until the roof caved in. Not that he wasn’t happy, Naruto had almost fainted himself when Hinata declared that she had liked him since entering the academy. The fact that she didn’t care about the fox-demon sealed inside him only heightened his feeling of bliss.
They had moved to a house that the Yondaime had left to him. Naruto didn’t know all the details, but apparently the Yondaime had held the future Hokage in high regard. The fact that Hinata’s confession came just before his inheritance somehow only made Naruto feel that the gods, for once, were on his side.
If he’d been able to look into the future, he might very well have tried to abandon the village at this point, or at least hit himself.
The sound of Sakura telling Sasuke about times past had stopped, so Naruto figured that he could return to his friends. He knew that neither of them was likely to share the contents of their conversation with him, so he had already prepared himself with an unknowing, uncaring grin as he approached his friends.
That’s when everything started to go wrong. The world seemed to shake, his vision became blurred, and even as Sakura and Sasuke turned towards him, his vision blacked out, and he found himself in the sewers where the kyuubi lived.
“Hello, kit. What’s happening outside?” The demon had been forced to adapt to his prison, after Naruto and Sasuke had jointly defeated its attempt at a prison-break. Nowadays, it spent most of it’s time teaching Naruto about various things. Naruto enjoyed the strange demon-jutsus, but it’s attempts to teach him about the politics of the gods and demons  had been a complete disaster.
“Dunno, everything just went black.” Naruto answered, looking confused.
The fox stared at him.
“You utter idiot, didn’t you put up the seals I taught you a few months ago?”
“No, why should I? Tsunade promised I wouldn’t have any missions for another three days.”
“IDIOT! I never said that you ONLY needed those seals to protect yourself during missions! DAMN IT! WHY DO YOU NEVER LISTEN!” The fox-demon seemed madder than anything Naruto could remember, which was saying something.
“What, what’s wrong?”
“Fool, do you not remember the vow you made at the temple of fire?”
Naruto paused, a look of confusion on his face, then he remembered.
“I promised that if I could get Sasuke to return to Konoha, and if Sakura could settle her score with him, I’d do anything that Verda asked of me.” He answered, a note of trepidation entering his voice.
“That’s right, you ignorant little spawn-of-do-gooders. Did you really think that it didn’t mean anything?”
Naruto stayed silent, not knowing what to say. He suddenly remembered the face of the monk, the way his eyes had bulged as he made an oath to the goddess at the fire shrine. At the time, he’d only thought of it as another way to strengthen his promise to bring back Sasuke.
The demon sighed.
“I don’t understand you humans’ way of reasoning. You know about my existence, and yet you still don’t think that a solemn oath sworn at the shrine of a goddess means anything? Idiot.”As Naruto tried to think of something to say, the demon-fox raised his nose, sniffing the air.
“Crap, we’re arriving. Think of what you say, many will want to kill you just because of my presence.“ With that, Naruto started to slip back into reality, his thoughts still trying to understand what was happening.

Sorry, gotta do this or the post will be too long.

Moving on...SFX and stuff:

He was standing on#8230; something. It wasn#8217;t a cloud, nor soil, rather some kind of light. As Naruto tried to understand what he was seeing, a flame started to approach. It was soon joined by others, gathering a few feet in front of him. Their combined light became painful to look at, and Naruto had to close his eyes and turn away.
Suddenly, the light disappeared, and with spots dancing in his vision, he looked back. Standing in front of him was a supremely beautiful being. He couldn#8217;t really describe it. The colour of its hair kept changing; its skin seemed to constantly move around. The only thing that stayed the same where the eyes of the thing, an enthralling blue, like the ocean. Then It spoke, and his body throbbed in synch with the words.
#8220;Naruto, I#8217;ve come to claim your debt.#8221;
#8220;W-what are you? What#8217;s happening?#8221; Naruto replied, shaken to his core.
#8220;Why, I#8217;m Verda, the one you made a promise to.#8221; The being replied. Suddenly it stopped its shifting, and in front of Naruto hovered a thing of beauty. It was definitely a female, and Naruto had to swallow hard at the sight of her.
#8220;You have grown.#8221; The thing said, looking at him in a way that made him uncomfortably aware of his body. He had been training very hard the past few years, preparing for a final, decisive battle with the Akatsuki. As a result, his young, childish body had been replaced with something that resembled the chart of the human muscles that Sakura used to educate apprentice medics. His clothes, picked by Hinata, emphasized his physical power, and although he#8217;d never realise it himself, he was widely recognized as the most physically attractive shinobi in Konoha.
#8220;Ahh, well, it#8217;s been a few years since the temple you know.#8221; He replied, scratching the back of his head and hoping it masked his confusion. He should have known better.
#8220;Indeed, and it#8217;s been good for you.#8221; The being seemed to be smiling. #8220;Wouldn#8217;t you like to know how it is to be with a goddess, Naruto?#8221;
#8220;Ehhh? What!?#8221; Naruto replied, turning bright red.
#8220;Oh, well, I haven#8217;t had a mortal for quite some time, and you look delicious, shyness and all.#8221; The goddess smiled, and Naruto felt the world become wrapped in a pink, fluffy way.
#8220;N-n-n.#8221;
#8220;Yes, Naruto, what is it?#8221; Verda asked in a husky, purring voice.
#8220;STOP IT!#8221;
#8220;Well, well.#8221; The goddess replied, as the fuzzy feeling receded from Naruto#8217;s mind. #8220;Haven#8217;t you gotten strong.#8221; The goddess was still smiling, but not in a pleasant way. #8220;Then how about this?#8221; Suddenly Hinata was in Verda#8217;s place, smiling shyly.
#8220;N-Naruto? Don#8217;t you like me?#8221;
#8220;Hinata! Of course I do!#8221;
#8220;Then, won#8217;t you hold me? Please?#8221;
Hinata was suddenly without clothes, and wet, and shivering. Naruto instinctively started to move, before stopping himself.
#8220;You are not Hinata.#8221; He said in a low voice. #8220lease stop it.#8221;
Once again, Verda was standing in front of him.
#8220;Ohh? You stand in front of a goddess, asking for things, and bring nothing to bargain with?#8221;
#8220;Yes.#8221; Naruto replied quietly. Verda suddenly seemed agitated.
#8220;What? You dare stand in front of a supreme being without the means to strike a deal? Without any sacrifices or offerings?#8221; She said, anger inching it#8217;s way into her voice.
#8220;Yes.#8221; Was all Naruto said, staring at the shapeless ground.
#8220;Why, the nerve.#8221; Verda said, then threw herself on Naruto, showering him with kisses.
#8220;Wh-what are you DOING?!#8221; Naruto yelled, eyes bulging.
#8220;Why, I#8217;m just giving you the reward due for passing my test.#8221; She answered, smiling in between kissing. #8220;There are few who can hold on to their true love when tested by a deity, but you did.#8221; Suddenly her eyes seemed to glow.
#8220;I actually find it quite attracting, do you think we could-#8220;
#8220;NO!#8221; Naruto answered, trying push her off. #8220;I#8217;ll NEVER do that to Hinata! Get away from me!#8221;
There was a silence, deeper than anything Naruto could imagine, then:
#8220;Oh, fine then. I suppose I#8217;ll respect that silly wish of yours.#8221; Verda was pouting, while pushing her chest out, making Naruto turn his back on her to keep from freaking out. There were definitely some things meant only for heaven.
#8220;Thanks, now, why am I here?#8221; He said. The goddess laughed, the sound sending shivers down Naruto#8217;s spine. He knew that Hinata would be surprised when they went to bed later that night, but at least he could use the feelings burning through him for something good.
#8220;Well, the truth is I need you to fight for me.#8221; Verda said, running a finger lightly down his cheek. Naruto spun around, all caution forgotten.
#8220;What? Against who? And stop touching me like that!#8221; Verda merely smiled, held up a hand, and while Naruto tried to break free from whatever it was that held him, she moved closer towards him.
#8220;Now, now, sweet thing.#8221; She purred. #8220;Don#8217;t get all fired up. I haven#8217;t made any promises, and if I decide I want you, well#8230;#8221; She paused, then started running the tips of her right hand down his cheek, neck, chest and stomach, stopping where his pants met his shirt.
#8220;I have home field advantage, I#8217;m a goddess, and you.#8221; She continued, gripping the top of his pants. #8220;You are at my mercy. I can keep you here for a lifetime, or make you age fifty years in a second. I can crush your mind, make you my toy, or wipe out your feelings for your close ones. Make no mistake, this is my world, and you are completely defenseless.#8221; She paused, waiting to gauge his reactions. He, the one once called #8220;the most surprising ninja of Konoha#8221;, did just that.
#8220lease don#8217;t do that. Hinata will kick your ass if you do.#8221; Naruto#8217;s reply stopped the goddess in her tracks.
#8220;Are you insane? I#8217;m a goddess!#8221;
#8220;Yes, but Hinata has vowed her life and love to me, and I to her. I#8217;m not very well educated, but I know that anyone getting in the way of that will have to answer to the god of love.#8221;
Verda paused, remembering the insolent good-for-nothing that had somehow managed to seduce her a few centuries past.
#8220;Oh, very well then.#8221; She said, letting go of his pants. #8220;What I want from you is after all just your fighting abilities, not your sub-standard lovemaking.#8221; Naruto wasn#8217;t stupid enough to take the bait, so the goddess continued. #8220;The truth is that the god of sportsmanship has asked for a tournament, to celebrate.#8221; She pulled up a piece of parchment. #8220;The wonderful spirit of fair play and the power of youth.#8221;
Naruto#8217;s eyes widened at the last part. It sounded like something a friend of his might say, only#8230;
#8220;Err, did the god himself write that?#8221; Verda shot him a questioning glance. #8220;Why, half-girl, do you know him?#8221;
#8220;No, but I recognize the weird way of speaking.#8221; Naruto answered, fuming at being insulted but letting the feeling of sick precognition stop him from sending the jealous goddess to a whole other heaven.
#8220;Oh, really? Well, it#8217;s written by the god himself, Gailee.#8221; She looked inquisitively at him as he sat down hard. #8220;What#8217;s wrong?#8221;
#8220;Nothing, just feeling dizzy.#8221;
#8220;Well, I hope that won#8217;t last. Men seldom do anything very well when dizzy.#8221; She replied, blatantly staring at his crotch. Naruto felt that Hinata#8217;s decision to flaunt her catch could have been made at a better time. He fervently hoped that this whole sex-fixation thing was something that Verda was the sole victim of in heaven. Weren't holy people supposed to refrain from sex?
#8220;Anyway, Naruto, you are going to be my champion for the games.#8221; Verda continued. #8220;If you fail, you#8217;ll die and end up in either hell or my bedchambers. If you win, I#8217;ll let you return to your friends, with nothing more than a time-shift of a week per match.
#8220;Hinata is gonna kill me.#8221; Naruto thought, his mind already working out various ways that her new forward self could punish him with. Then he realised that Hinata would sooner or later die, and go to the afterlife. He had no wish to spend eternity fleeing from the one person he couldn#8217;t live without, so he decided to do as Verda wished.
#8220;Okay, then. What do I need to know if I want to win?#8221;Weird? Dunno, please comment.

WOOT!

I like it *thumbs up

Horay for muse's

Muses, Renge-kun, muses. But thnx anyway. If you have any suggestions, feel free to pm them, I didn't really plan this fic, and now I'm getting low on ideas. You should check out my profile on fanfiction, I'm Haan there. It's going to reflect in at least the next chapter, possibly more.
  so *gasp for air* funny *gasp for air* can't breath

Excellent.

By any chance the god of sportsmanship's champion wouldn't be Gai or Lee would it

So many possiblities with this story

Good going

It is your story therefore you are the author therefore you make the final decision

A certain show of intelligence.

Glad you liked it. I'm a bit short on ideas for the next one, I'm a sucker for NOT using the Naruto characters, which is proving to be a lot harder than I thought......

Anyways, don't miss my other fanfic, it isn't all that funny, but the characters have to develop a lot before that can happen.

As for the quot;specialquot; god of Gailee, let's just say that I got the idea that there had to be something worse than even Gai and Lee put togheter.

why thank you

I am looking at the other one while I type this

Also to put non Naruto charaters in why thats easy...

YOUR DEALING WITH GODS THE CAN HAVE ANY ANIME PERSON OR WHO EVER THEY WANT FIGHTING FOR THEM

I thought you might but I was not sure *runs and hides under the bed* that you would unleash the greatest evil on the world

This is good.  Me likey.

You mean.... Kon? From Bleach?

Gaara; Glad to hear it.

Who? I have not read yet Bleach sorry

by the way when is yournext update going to be

sexilent fan fic hahahahah i said sexilent pay it no mind but very nice fic

Well, I dunno. Gotta figure out the contest and so on...(mmm, Verda)

Can you believe I've got over 230 hits on ff and not one review?


Originally Posted by Terror Incarnate50sexilent fan fic hahahahah i said sexilent pay it no mind but very nice fic

Ok, I'm glad, and it's meant to be like that (no, there will be NO lemon, pervs go somewhere else like I do, ehh...).

u mean fanfiction.net yeah i know that place is really weird i posted my fic on these and i never got 1 review i still dont

so whats your avatar supposted to be is it garra?

Well, is it the one you've posted here?

Hmm, nope, it's from my absolute favorite manga. Kinda weird, but I just find it so hilarious, and cute too. Check out Pretty face and see if you can find it...

yeah it is the one i posted here i disscontinued it on fanfiction.net

Greeatz0r fanfic

Glad to hear it, now  I just gotta get my head around the second chapter...

Abandond ?